Forgive Me, I’m Still Laughing At The 17 Funniest Signs Of The Week

Posted on by knews.uk

You’ve survived another seven days on this floating rock in space, so it’s time to reward yourself with the funniest sign of the week, courtesy of r/funny characters:

1.“After a car drives through the restaurant…you have to have a sense of humor.”

A restaurant with a planked front has a spray-painted sign that says: "We are OPEN. Please park outside" with a smiley face drawn below the textA restaurant with a planked front has a spray-painted sign that says: "We are OPEN. Please park outside" with a smiley face drawn below the text

2.“Hmmm???”

The picture shows a sign with the text "DO NOT PULL, PUSH ONLY." The sign is divided into two sections: the left side says "DO NOT PULL" and the right side says "PUSH ONLY."The picture shows a sign with the text "DO NOT PULL, PUSH ONLY." The sign is divided into two sections: the left side says "DO NOT PULL" and the right side says "PUSH ONLY."

3.“What a sign, lol.”

On a road sign it says, "Drive slowly and see our city. Drive fast and see our prison."On a road sign it says, "Drive slowly and see our city. Drive fast and see our prison."

4.“Did he make the sign???”

Sign reads "Dogs are NOT ALLOWED inside the store. Thanks." A cat sits on the floor next to the signSign reads "Dogs are NOT ALLOWED inside the store. Thanks." A cat sits on the floor next to the sign

5.“Then how do you stop moving?”

The sign on the elevator panel reads: "If the lift doesn't move, make a small jump and it should move." Additional signs near elevator doorsThe sign on the elevator panel reads: "If the lift doesn't move, make a small jump and it should move." Additional signs near elevator doors

6.“Yeah, nobody likes Tim.”

Notice board in a park with the text: "Only take pictures, leave only footprints, only kill Tim, please stay on the trails." The word "Hours" appears to be an errorNotice board in a park with the text: "Only take pictures, leave only footprints, only kill Tim, please stay on the trails." The word "Hours" appears to be an error

7.“So more people will become aware.”

A poster with a grumpy cat and the text "have you seen my cat" above the image and "yes now you have it." below the pictureA poster with a grumpy cat and the text "have you seen my cat" above the image and "yes now you have it." below the picture

8.“Just in case you forgot.”

Train safety sign reads: "STAY OFF THE TRACKS. THEY ARE ONLY FOR TRAINS. IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE NOT A TRAIN." Advertising for West Coast ExpressTrain safety sign reads: "STAY OFF THE TRACKS. THEY ARE ONLY FOR TRAINS. IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE NOT A TRAIN." Advertising for West Coast Express

9.“Don’t do that, kid.”

Town & Country Drug store with lighted signTown & Country Drug store with lighted sign

10.“Why do they make giving blood so complicated?”

A framed sign reads, "I tried donating blood...NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions! Whose blood is that? Where did you get that from? Why is it in a bucket?"A framed sign reads, "I tried donating blood...NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions! Whose blood is that? Where did you get that from? Why is it in a bucket?"

11.“Should I laugh if I see someone drown?”

Sign with large text "If you see any DROWNING lol," under a set of waves that is "CALL 911" in smaller text belowSign with large text "If you see any DROWNING lol," under a set of waves that is "CALL 911" in smaller text below

12.“Who steals watermelon to eat it?”

Orange sign reads: ATTENTION! If you stole a watermelon from Building 7, contact Poison Control immediately. It contains rat urine due to a biology projectOrange sign reads: ATTENTION! If you stole a watermelon from Building 7, contact Poison Control immediately. It contains rat urine due to a biology project

13.“DID YOU DO THAT?”

Yellow poster marked "Earthquake detection kit" with two adhesive googly eyes attachedYellow poster marked "Earthquake detection kit" with two adhesive googly eyes attached

14.“This sign makes me feel drunk.”

The board: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila with increasingly messier handwritingThe board: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila with increasingly messier handwriting

15.“Even the graffiti artists are running out of ideas!”

Graffiti on a wall reads "DIFFICULT WORDS" next to a Batman symbol. A vehicle's side mirror and part of a white SUV are visible. Text overlay says the graffiti is out of controlGraffiti on a wall reads "DIFFICULT WORDS" next to a Batman symbol. A vehicle's side mirror and part of a white SUV are visible. Text overlay says graffiti is out of control

16.“Hmmm, noted!”

Instructions on how to use a dog shampoo: Catch dog. Shake the bottle. Wet dog. Apply shampoo. Massage and rinse. External use only; avoid eyes. Small dog in the backgroundInstructions on how to use a dog shampoo: Catch dog. Shake the bottle. Wet dog. Apply shampoo. Massage and rinse. External use only; avoid eyes. Small dog in the background

17.“Just your average British sign.”

Road sign reads "Wilsford Cum Lake. Drive carefully." A smaller sign below stands "Normanton." The signs are surrounded by greeneryRoad sign reads "Wilsford Cum Lake. Drive carefully." A smaller sign below stands "Normanton." The signs are surrounded by greenery

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