Forgive Me, I’m Still Laughing At The 19 Funniest Signs Of The Week

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It’s time to pull away from Olympics in Paris 2024 (cards only!!!) to enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funny characters. Here are 19 that just might make you laugh:

1.“What are you?”

A kitchen appliance marked with two drawers: "Animal killer" to the left and "Vegan only" to the rightA kitchen appliance marked with two drawers: "Animal killer" to the left and "Vegan only" to the right

2.“Get the best non-deal of the century!”

The sign above a shop display reads, "Special offer! Buy 3 for the price of 3!"The sign above a shop display reads, "Special offer! Buy 3 for the price of 3!"

3.“Yes, you can hold a heavy object with one hand.”

A sign shows a figure lifting a box incorrectly, leading to back pain, with the handwritten note, "Remember: kick ass for motivation!!!" On the sign it says, "Lift heavy objects correctly."A sign shows a figure lifting a box incorrectly, leading to back pain, with the handwritten note, "Remember: kick ass for motivation!!!" On the sign it says, "Lift heavy objects correctly."

4.“Which one are you?”

Sign on the wall reads: "Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter and some when they leave."Sign on the wall reads: "Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter and some when they leave."

5.“just guess what it is.”

A rectangular sign among bushes stands "DO NOT."A rectangular sign among bushes stands "DO NOT."

6.“Dick’s Pizza.”

Sign for Dick's Pizza restaurant. The text on the sign says: "You haven't had pizza until you've had Dick's. Free Dick's! @dickspizza."Sign for Dick's Pizza restaurant. The text on the sign says: "You haven't had pizza until you've had Dick's. Free Dick's! @dickspizza."

7.“Local bistro in town.”

The sign reads: "We sell beer as cold as your ex's heart," with "beer," "cold," and "heart" emphasized in styled text. The heart image is divided, symbolizing heartbreakThe sign reads: "We sell beer as cold as your ex's heart," with "beer," "cold," and "heart" emphasized in styled text. The heart image is divided, symbolizing heartbreak

8.“Do you want me to show you what kaboom is?”

A bridge sign reads: "Fuel dolly. Absolutely no smoking. Fire + fuel = kaboom."A bridge sign reads: "Fuel dolly. Absolutely no smoking. Fire + fuel = kaboom."

9.“Someone poops in the wood.”

A sign taped to the wall reads: "To whoever keeps messing up this toilet: GO TO A DOCTOR, if not Maybe an exorcist? OR poop in a field with the other buffalo!!"Sign taped to the wall reads: "To whoever keeps messing up this toilet: GO TO A DOCTOR, if not maybe an exorcist? OR poop in a field with the other buffalo!!"

10.“LOL.”

"Warning sign on the car reads: "Warning sign on the car reads:

11.“They go ‘Back to the Future’.”

Speed ​​limit sign "Speed ​​limit 35". Below it is an electronic display "Your speed 88". Tree branches in the backgroundSpeed ​​limit sign "Speed ​​limit 35". Below it is an electronic display "Your speed 88". Tree branches in the background

12.“Somehow this makes logical sense.”

The sign reads: "Voted best burger in town by a guy who likes burgers," with a parking lot and cars in the backgroundThe sign reads: "Voted best burger in town by some guy who likes burgers," with a parking lot and cars in the background

13.“Did you say cat?”

Lost cat poster with pictures of a possum. Text: Male, no collar, not very friendly, not house broken, found on Sunset Blvd, contact info at bottomLost cat poster with pictures of a possum. Text: Male, no collar, not very friendly, not house broken, found on Sunset Blvd, contact info at bottom

14.“Push or not?”

Metal button on an orange bar has conflicting instructions: "PUSH" in large font, and "DO NOT" in smaller font twice above and below the buttonMetal button on an orange bar has conflicting instructions: "PUSH" in large font, and "DO NOT" in smaller font twice above and below the button

15.“You can’t deny it.”

A sign stands "A HEAD" with a mannequin head above him on a pole. Trees and a road are in the backgroundA sign stands "A HEAD" with a mannequin head above him on a pole. Trees and a road are in the background

16.“Don’t walk on rocks, or…”

A warning sign near water reads: "DO NOT WALK ON LADDER. If you do so and file a lawsuit claiming damages, this sign will be marked 'Exhibit A'."A warning sign near water reads: "DO NOT WALK ON LADDER. If you do and file a lawsuit claiming damages, this sign will be marked 'Exhibit A'."

17.“Free stuff for just £16.99.”

Sign reads "The best things in life are free" but is priced at £16.99 belowSign reads "The best things in life are free" but is priced at £16.99 below

18.“Talk to each other, remember those days.”

A sign on a building reads: "No free wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk."A sign on a building reads: "No free wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk."

19.“Five minutes scared, until I realized.”

A truck with the Guida logo on the back door is slightly open to reveal a cow's head inside the trailer with boxes visible in the backgroundA truck with the Guida logo on the back door is slightly open to reveal a cow's head inside the trailer with boxes visible in the background

Don’t miss last week’s funniest signs:

17 signs from the past week that made me laugh so hard I forgot how to breathe