Britain is coming for a successful summer, says Forll Tel
She says we are a fortune teller who can get advice on the future from Asparagus For a scorching summer.
Jemima Parkington, 64, throws the garden spear into the air and predicts events based on patterns as they descend.
She’s about right Brexie Results, the death of Prince Philip, Theresa May as Prime Minister and England winning the Cricket World Cup.
From her bathroom, Jemima – perhaps the only “aspartamester” – said it would be too hot this summer with hospital bans and fires.
The visionary who inherited her gift from one aunt said: “I am usually 75 to 90 percent correct. Occasionally, if I do not read one correctly, I will go out a little, but I am not far away. ”